Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
Early in the morning,
Just as day is dawning,
He picks up all the post bags in his van.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
All the birds are singing,
And the day is just beginning,
Pat feels he’s a really happy man.
Everybody knows, his bright red van,
All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them,
Maybe,
You can never be sure,
They’ll be knock,
Ring,
Letters through your door,
Hay hay,
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
All the birds are singing,
And the day is just beginning,
Pat feels he’s a really happy man,
Pat feels he’s a really happy man,
Pat feels he’s a really happy man.

Peace out dudes (:

We had to draw a picture of it in the garden. I drew mine hanging off a grassy plant. I thought that it could be there because someone had said, “This tea tastes like liquid poo,” and had thrown it in to the garden.

Definition- Creative non-fiction- Creative non-fiction is a style of writing that includes facts, but is told in a more interesting way, making it seem like it could be fiction. Creative non-fiction is often exaggerated.

In other news, I’m reading Anne of Green Gables. Well, I’m not reading it, I’m having it read to me. I thought that it would be hard to read because it was written ages ago, so the language is weird. There have been heaps of words that I’ve had to ask about, but that’s okay for me; I like learning new words.

Did you know? Did you know that the word ejaculated used to be used as said quickly, or exclaimed. I thought that that was really weird, and I laughed a lot at it, too.

Peace out.

#1 There’s a girl, no older than eight, running down the street in a dirty white dress. She’s holding a bouquet of flowers. She’s being chased by a man in a grey suit and shiny shoes. He looks angry. She looks over her shoulder and runs faster. She vaults over a low fence, ripping her dress in the process. The man stops to curse; he can’t get over the fence in his suit. He decides that he won’t be able to catch her anyway.

#2 A small boy, kneeling on the floor. He’s holding a badly made Lego car in one of his chubby hands. He’s making Brrrmmmmm Brrmmmm sounds as he guides it around pieces of scattered Lego. He pushes it up to a particularly large block and stops. He picks up a miniature skeleton man and chucks it onto the homemade. He proceeds to push the car into a nearby wall and yell, “Haha, Mister Skeleton Man! You’re dead!”

For example: “Today, in class, I noticed there was a giant spitball on the ceiling, so whenever my teacher turned his back, I tried to hit it with my own, after a couple misses, the kid next to me said; “You gotta blow harder”. Without skipping a beat, my teacher turned and said; “That’s what she said.” New favorite teacher. MLIA”

See, that’s the sort of funny thing you’ll find there. It’s for everyone. I wish everyone read this. No, on second thoughts, I don’t. It would be less awesome. Like an undiscovered Island that gets discovered :/

Bodelem= Plain.

Fudwan= A foolish person.

Quemaviz= A scary movie.

Becoswik= Something really awesome.

A memory of a peaceful swan,

Gliding on the water,

Blurred edges,

It’s hard to remember.

The swan’s neck droops,

As it glides along,

Sad tints the memory.

A vast meadow,

Stretches out,

Not a blade of grass moves,

Not a whisper,

Not a sound.

The line in blue is a line that I’m wondering about whether I should keep it or not. Opinions in the forms of comments would be great, thanks.

A good example of this is… um, let me think… No, I can’t think of any (inexplicit) songs, although just about all rap tells a story.

I thought of one… P!NK: Family Portrait. It tells a story of a broken family that acts happy on the outside, but on the inside they don’t get along, and they have problems.

Well, it’s a bit more than an idea, because I think that I’m going to use it, but still, coming up with titles for blog posts is hard

Isobelle Carmody was saying that animals are a really good idea to use as characters, and that they have personalities, too.

So I was thinking that there could be a dog (main character) and she meets up at the Pet Salon and has a bit of a gossip.

The main character: A dog.

Is named Skye. Has a rich owner. Thinks of her owner as “Her human”. Is a poodle. Feels insecure. Is spoilt, but think the owner is over doing it. Is nearly always cold; Has a traditional poodle hair cut (Pictures here, and here). Hates its haircut. Hates getting its toenails cut; thinks that its toe will be chopped off. Is telepathic to all other dogs. Speaks fluent cat. Hates not going to the vet; wants to go at least every six months.

Pets owner.

Is named Lara Moon (a cross between my two favourite heroines; Lara croft, and Molly Moon). Is old and fussy. Has grey hair; always pulled up into an elegant bun. Is snooty. Worships the queen (has plates, cups, ect. all centered around coronations and other similar things). Is rich. Lives in a mansion located in Richam. Has odd habits (like putting sheret in her tea.)

So those are some ideas for my story. Could people please post to give me some more ides, and some more crazy habits for Lara

Thanks.